Don't thank us, it's our job.

2007-08-19T20:04:00.000+08:00

FINALLY! THE MOST ANTICIPATED UPDATE OF THE CENTURY!
Yes our fervent Anti-Twit supporters! [and our fervid flamers]! The Twit Patrol is back for more 'tag board wars', spammers [with amusing comments] and especially, more colourful language from Twit supporters, or Anti-Anti Twit supporters. SAME DIFFERENCE.

Hey hey hey, James updating this time.

Well, i finally found something interesting to update about. GOOD NEWS and BAD NEWS. Which would you like to hear first? Well...I'll go with the bad news first anyway.

THE BAD NEWS:
Our treasured comrade, the one and only AALTEAM, have been "attacked" by another blogger, by the name of, well, the Anti AALTEAM. [WOW. Where did all that originality come from?]

THE GOOD NEWS:
They're INCREDIBLY, REMARKABLY, OUTSTANDINGLY, EMINENTLY AND STIKINGLY pathetic. And I highly doubt they comprehend a quarter of what we type here. Let alone realise that we are insulting them. [<-- Please repeat this line till you get it. Two dozen times should be sufficient :)]

This name Anti-AALTEAM, is self-explanatory, and as why they are against the AALTEAM, allow me to quote.

" They think that its trend, then so be it lar. What the point of making a big fuss over it right?"
OH MY GOODNESS. The urge for me to correct her English is overwhelming. Excuse me while I admire her wonderful English. [-GAWKS-]

"If they[ Twits] think that its a trend, then let them be. What's the point of making such a big fuss over it?" [Normal people goes: "OHHHH..."]
Right. Now back on track.

Ironic isn't it. How they're making a big fuss over how the AALTEAM is making a big fuss?

They blog by the motto of: "LIVE TO BE YOURSELF." which I personally think is great, people shouldn't conform just because society does or wants them to. I mean, conforming to rules are fine, as long as that doesn't go against your principles or morals.

Once again, its contradictory. From the above quote, it obviously states that Twits are following a trend, and if they are following a trend, which they are, isn't that not "BEING YOURSELF"?

Another thing, if Twits are just being themselves, isn't being Anti-Twit being yourselves too?

Second quote: "Well, Guys you can sue them! They posted some peep's photo up there."

Guess what!!! YOU, CHERISHED READER, can sue them too. You know why? Because, they, contradictory to their words, put up a picture of someone else. THE IRONY KILLS ME.

Last quote of the night: "Raphaelle i saw your blog, i like your peircing. You have your own style (8"

I, James of The Twit Patrol, have only one thing to say about this. Or maybe a FEW things.

WHO IN THE WORLD ARE YOU TO DECLARE WHO HAS STYLE OR NOT? Seriously, nobody really has their own style, unless you have your own fashionline, you strut around naked in public [please do not attempt it, it's against the law] OR, you wear leaves. But I highly doubt most of us have the above mentioned, so to hell with style I say!
COMFORT OVER CONFORMITY. I rest my case.

Well, avid readers, that's all for this highly anticipated update. If you hope to visit that blog, here's the link: http://livetobeyourself.blogspot.com/ .

Oh, and they absolutely accept 'flaming', so NO HARM DEFLATING SOME EGOS eh? See you at the tagboard!

Till next time, the name's James, don't wear it out!

2007-04-07T19:38:00.000+08:00

Janice reporting for duty!

What do think would happen if you tried to stop twits-to-be from how they are typing now? Well, VULGARITIES, that's what would happen won't it? I mean as soon as you try to tell them to stop their twity ways, out comes the vulgarities. Why are Singaporeans like that? Their twitiness is simply an act of attention, i'll say. Posting up links today.

1) http://www.swiithoney.blogspot.com
Her font is really irritating. You can't read a single thing until you place your face a cm away from the computer screen. And that would cause you serious eye injury as her font colours super bright...

2)http://lurbb-purelyblacknwhite.blogspot.com
This girl is JUST starting to become a twit. Seems like the twits have gotten a new recruit. The twit patrol would have to buck up to help all the other none twit-ish people out there to have a non-contaminated Singapore to live in.

3)http://amenda--l0ves.blogspot.com/
A total twit. She hates SPAMMERS. Oh an example of such vulgarities is, 'erhhs bitches, i kn0w wh0 are y0u lia0s larhhs. humji? tagg me then humji t0 sh0w 0ff ur "PRETTY" name at my taggb0x?(........) use ur FUKING brain larhhs! 0r sh0uld i say y0u are BRIANLESS?' There. An 'Ah Lian'.

Oh i just found out! This girl Amanda, is actually friends with 'chee ch0ng' (http://cheechongg.blogspot.com) who is friends with 'Amelea' (http://www.deadlove-dolly.blogspot.com). Do you remember them? Chee Chong and Amelea are the twits whom Dr.Jinx found last year. Check the older posts.

Chee Chong is still as twity as ever but look! Amelea has changed alot! From her old twity self, she is typing in proper english! Only that she uses twit language sometimes. SOMETIMES. So it proves that twits can change. So now all the anti-twits, anti-ah lians have to redouble our efforts to stop them from turning in to full-time twits!

Okay, Janice has got to go. See you then!

2007-04-05T22:06:00.000+08:00

Guess who's back!!!!! It's me Janice! Nope i'm not Janice-hairy-legs. Nope not at all. My english is just as proper as any of the NORMAL singaporeans.

Notice i typed in the word normal in capital letters? Well. The way i see it, normal people refers to the majority of educated people who use proper english to talk and write and not those kind of twit-words for example, 'mAiix laOg0nGx iisH thEx bEstiiex wOrRhz'. This is only one kind of sentence you can find in a twit blog. Everything about 'laogongs' and stuff. For goodness sake! Some of them are not even pass their 14th birthday yet! And they're married? Funny. I thought that was illegal. Well it is, according to Singapore's law, you are not allowed to have sexual intercourse with a person of the opposite sex if any one of you are under the age of 16. As you are not mature adults yet.

And notice that i mentioned only Singaporeans. Cause Singaporeans are the ones who started this nonsense. I did an experiment to see if other countries had such similar cases. And i found out that if you were to type like a twit in 'habbohotel.com.uk', the people there would just ignore you or ask what the hell you're typing. And in 'habbohotel.com.au', the people there are perfectly normal in the way they speak. No extra 'x' or 'z' or zeros.

Why is it only Singaporeans are that free to create a totally useless way of typing? One sentence like, 'ii luRrbx euu wOrRhz' took me a whole minute to type. Why do people like to waste their time on such stuff when they could be doing something more practical?

Well, i do not have alot of time like the twits so i will have to get off here. I would like to wish you a very belated, happy new year and a very belated valentine's day. Wishing you a very good day ahead!

Janice

2007-03-17T14:46:00.000+08:00

alright im feeling sooooooooooo guilty now!!
So we said we'd post but we didn't! only john!!
(between you and me, i think it's cuz he was alone on valentine's day though)
HAHA
Anyway it's DR JINX HERE!
DON'T BE FOOLED EVERYBODY!!! JUST BECAUSE THEY'VE CHANGED THEIR LINKS DOES NOT MEAN THAT THEY ARE GONE!!! New twits are popping up everyday!!
We must work to ERADICATE all twits!
The hate mail hasn't changed much though. i'm referring to the tagboard.
Just so you guys know, we don't really give a shit what you say because unless you say it in proper English, it's all a pile of CRAP.
And who listens to crap anyway?

2007-02-18T20:14:00.000+08:00

Hello people! How are all of you doing? (John here by the way)

HAPPY CHINESE NEW YEAR!
Hope all of you are having a blast collecting ang paos. Anyway, i went blog hopping just now and i realised that many of the
sites we posted were out-dated. Many of the twits have either changed their URL or deleted their blog (thank goodness!). So...
we shall go blog hunting! New sites shall be posted for you soon, be sure to come check them out.
Oh! I would like to point out that, if you want to comment or insult any of the twit's blogs, please be sure to type in PROPER
english. You cannot possibly be insulting someone for having bad english when you yourself, have not mastered the language. This is just a reminder for all you anti-twits out there, no offence intended! (We still love you for supporting us.)
Also, since it is chinese new year, the twits will be taking advantage of this time (like how they probably took avantage of v day) to whip out their phones and cameras and start snapping away! If you ever feel lonely, sad or bored, check out their blogs, it will keep you entertained for hours. I say hours because you will have to try to make out what they are typing (it takes a pretty long time to decode what they are saying if you are not use to their 'language'). BUT!!!! Some of you might have an allergic reaction, like...

-TWITching :
you might feel inclined to start typing like them/being ONE of them.

-twitching:
eyes might start twitching as you are utterly grossed out by their pictures.

(please note that there is a difference between TWITching and twitching.)
-nausea
might feel sick as their pictures could show them sucking the life out of each other through the mouth.
also could feel sick because of pictures which show them slashing at their wrists because they are too 'stressed' or their
La0gg0ng/la0ppo brr0ke thhEirR hEarrTz. (broke their heart).

-hysterical laughing which leads to difficulty in breathing
happens most of the time as they blog about friendship problems which is so primary school, plus other things.

-brain cramp
unable to make out what they are typing which leads to bad headaches.

These are the few effects that some of you may suffer from if you read their blogs. Those of you who do happen to suffer
from any of the symptoms above, please be careful while reading. DO NOT go to their blog if you suffer from depression.

And now, i have to go. Hope you enjoyed this post, i'll be back! :)
JOHN

2007-02-13T23:03:00.000+08:00

i am finally back! :)
after soooooo long. alright... lets see. For all you viewers out there who also dislike twits, thanks for your support! check out the links we have posted, some sites are seriously entertaining. Some ah lians (twits) are actually rather fluent in their english, wonder why they want to pose like one though.

important fact!

IT IS NOT COOL TO ACT OR BE A TWIT!

Also, for all you date-less people out there, do not be sad. Celebrate V day with your friends. Please do not go around begging people to be your date, it is really embarrassing for you. If the person rejects you politely, laugh it off and MOVE ON. If the person makes fun of you, then that person is really not someone you would want as a date. :)
As for all you twits out there, since it is valentines, please do not take advantage of this day and snap pictures of you and your 'lao gong/lao po' smooching and sucking the life out of each other. Please spare a thought for all those innocent minds out there and for those who do not have dates. It is not a very nice thing to do and it might make people dislike you more than they already do.

Once again... HAPPY VALENTINES!

-JOHN-

2007-01-29T18:41:00.000+08:00

Hey hey hey our anti-Twits fans!! After our long break, the Twit Patrol is glad to be back in action with some new anti-twit blogs in combating the forces the of horrendous TWITS!!!
and here's Dr Jinx alongside with James to give you the 101 on THE TWIT PATROL!!!

First up, we have Dr. Jinx, the co-founder of The Twit Patrol! Dr. Jinx, also know as "doc", is our very own super twit blood hound, being able to search out twit blogs in a matter of minutes! The leader of this pack knows no shame and has absolutely no qualms about insulting the twit language and correcting them till they are perfect. With his buns of steel and tracking abilities, Dr. Jinx is not a force to be reckoned with!

Next, we have Janice, the other half that founded this notorious team! The evil mastermind behind The Twit Patrol would have to be Janice. What she lacks in looks is compensated in what she has in her brains. And truly, men are captivated by her inner beauty, as well as her genius mind, the number of "la0g0nqqs" she has outnumbers the population of twits. With this female around [as well as her suitors, ex-boyfriends, boyfriends and guy friends], we feel, well, safe!

Third in line we have Jiminy C.! He's the one incharge of the blog. With his superb command of English and his passion for blogging, he's the right man for this job! Check out his specialty on featuring Twits and their blogs, and laugh out loud with this witty youngster! Applying real life as an anology, he uses his wide vocabulary to spice up the blog. Watch this eloquent kid beat twits and their supporters at our tag board over and over and over again!

Fourth we have, John! Insults. That's what he does. Using his warped sense of humour, John stands firm and defends our tagboard. Together with James, they form the TwitHealthPatrol!! John is our assistant twit-searcher of The Twit Patrol team. And with, Dr Jinx, no Twit blog is safe from their clutches. WATCH THIS SPACE for more showers of links from this tracking duo.

Last but not least, James!! This guy with the "I-couldn't-care-less" attitude, rages war on the unwelcoming tag boards of twits. When together with Dr. Jinx, they reign over tag boards. As the head of TwitHealthPatrol, he advices Twits in their emotional health, physical health and ESPECIALLY their MENTAL health. Learn more about Twits from his medical research of the astounding method of twits' mind boggling typing and pictue taking!

And that my friends, is our dedicated team of crime fighters.

2007-01-27T11:45:00.000+08:00

What's this???
An actual UPDATE???
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!! TTP IS BACK!!!

Actually we were never gone, it's just that after a while, we had no idea what to post!!! THe ttp exists to rid the world of w0nndderrfulll eennngggrriisshhh.

We have actually been constantly checking up on the website, hoping to find some inspiration for more posts to entertain you! Therefore, I, Dr. Jinx, am pleading to you readers out there, to give us suggestions on new and exciting posts!!

It's not a competition, it's just something to keep this twit-bashing website alive. Just leave us a message on a tagboard or send us an email!

IF you've forgotten, our email is hunkbolio@hotmail.com. I forgot the other one so just use this one for the time being please!

It's a tough world out there, we also took that temporary writer's block as a chance to have a break! After all, Stacie Orrico was so stressed, she took a waitressing job and now she's back and better than before! Let's cross our fingers and hope that happens to us too!!

Hollaback atcha, homiez! Spread the luurrve, yo'.

P.S
We aren't dead!

2006-11-05T20:56:00.000+08:00

THE TWIT AWARDS 2006

Jimmy and Dr. Jinx FINALLY updating.

Welcome to TWIT AWARDS 2006!
Here are some fantabulous awards for the twits! There are several categories available for voting, and you must nominate them! well, im not sure if you will nominate or not, but if you want to, please drop us a mail! Or you can tag if you like.

1. Most annoying twit with the 'xiiaa0o' URL
-http://xia0wenn-l0vehiml0tts.blogspot.com/
-http://xiia0blacky-.blogspot.com/
-http://x-xiia0k0aiis.blogspot.com/
-http://xiiaomanda-moments-of-love.blogspot.com/
- http://xiia0gurllx-.blogspot.com/*apparently, she still says "iie l0ok superr superr uglyy kayys..."translation > 'i look super super ugly okay?' if it makes you happy, the answer to your question is, yeah, okayy.

2. So-called 'BEST' twit language user(may not necessarily be twits but their command of the language is impeccable. Not arranged in order)
-http://joel-wei-lovers.blogspot.com/~they say they want to bring down this 'joel's ' reputation but it's more like the other way round u know. Plus the easiest way to identify a twit is the way they type right? So you CAN type properly doesn't mean you WILL type properly. You guys are SOOOO TWITS!
-http://p0w3rpuffgalx.blogspot.com/~They call US 'tw1tpatr0l'
-http://blog.myspace.com/ladiiyum~Um I believe this blog is SELF EXPLANATORY
-http://yingmeijesusgal.blogspot.com/~The less said the better
-http://thishate-inme.blogspot.com/~TYPICAL ah lian/twit. The number of correct words in her posts? ZERO!!!
-http://justify-the-hurting-actions.blogspot.com/~surprisingly UN-TWITTISH url.

3.TWTTIEST SKIN!!(almost all twits have the same kind of skins)--http://p0w3rpuffgalx.blogspot.com/
-http://joel-wei-lovers.blogspot.com/
-http://deadlove-dolly.blogspot.com/
-http://www.cheechongg.blogspot.com/(MALE)
-http://anythingbutordinary-.blogspot.com/
-http://www.herinsanity-.blogspot.com/
-http://www.herrdream-herrstory.blogspot.com/

SUBJECT TO CHANGES!!GOTTA RUN!

Jiminy & Dr. Jinx.

2006-10-30T16:44:00.000+08:00

James here reporting for duty!

Hope you guys did well for your exams! Well back to business..

As we go about tagging politely on twits' blogs, they spit vulgarities[which they can't even spell right] and "shout" at us. I think the worst possible comeback line they can come up with is telling us that we're very free.
Honestly, with so much bad English to combat, we are hardly even free.

It's just a simple congratulatory tag, does that mean we're free?

To twits who tell us that we're very free:
We admit it, we tried to type like you twits...but obviously for experimental purposes. Do you know how freaking long it takes to type in twit? They make a simple word like "to" and modify it into "turbbe" or "tuu", let's not even get started on the alternate caps.

For us, it's just a simple tag in proper English...but to type in full twit, with ridiculous alternate caps, excessive elaboration on words and the use of zeros instead of O's, for a POST. Yes, A POST. Almost daily, I'd like to think that the truth is that twits are much more free than us. How uncanny.

So remember kiddos, think of better comeback lines before you try to diss us.

The name's James and till next time.. don't wear it out!

2006-10-29T18:06:00.001+08:00

Janice is back!!

We are sorry for the long break in between. As you all know, the dreadful exams started and all. No worries, The TwitPatrol is back and running. We just hope that you people are still fighting along sides with us against twits.
Here are more address to more twits. Thank you.

1. http://t00pid-daughter-world.blogspot.com/ - Her cursor is freaking irritating.
2. http://lurrbb--issh--precious.blogspot.com/ - Man... Does she likes colours
3. http://www.siimple-kidd.blogspot.com/
4. http://www.lonelinesseva.blogspot.com/
5. http://www.ii-lurrve-euu.blogspot.com/
5. http://www.lurbb-iishh-painful.blogspot.com/
6. http://d0reenxia0meimei.blogspot.com/
7. http://www.cindysmwepromise.blogspot.com/
8. http://missjac.blogspot.com/ - A nice skin... Ruined by her typing...
9. http://luv-sebasleongg.blogspot.com/
10. http://joel-wei-lovers.blogspot.com/ - It's too pink for me... Ouch.
11. http://kenandemanuel.blogspot.com/ - I think someone else posted this link already right?
12. http://oiinkoiink.blogspot.com/ - Beautiful skin, alas bad english...
13. http://darknessangel--.blogspot.com/
14. http://ppinkeliciouss.blogspot.com/
15. http://cindderella.blogspot.com/

That's all for now folks. Holidays should have started for most people am i right? Well then, Happy Holidays!!

See ya!! Janice scooting off...

2006-10-19T19:09:00.000+08:00

Dr. Jinx talking.

This isn't a 'funny' post but i think that twits should really really read this.

Okay when we go to twit blogs, they are SO IMPOLITE! They think that if you put a 'please' in whatever you are saying then it's polite. Guess what?

It's not!

I think that this blog deserves to be here.

http://mandiiechocco.blogspot.com/

She was the ONLY ONE that bothered to ask us to leave NICELY!!

I mean the others will go like 'pharrk 0ff lArhhs pls'. Then 'gEt l0sTXx pls wE rEalliie aPPrEciiAte iit'

She asked us to leave nicely and paid attention to WHY WE WERE THERE! To her, we weren't 'troublemakers'. If you read her posts, she said that she's rethinking the way she's typing and will try to type in proper English!

She asked us to leave in a polite way and didn't put words in our mouths.

Unlike others that call us names like 'humjiikiiAs'...whatever that means.

So to all twits, ask us politely and we'll probably leave.

2006-10-13T15:47:00.000+08:00

Hey! Dr. Jinx back in action!

1.http://hopeless-gal-miing.blogspot.com/
2.http://abandoned-lurrve.blogspot.com/
3.http://bibiti-bobiti-bo0.blogspot.com/
4.http://evil-iam.blogspot.com/
5.http://www.lonelyidiot.blogspot.com/
6.http://www.-al0nnewiith0utuu.blogspot.com/
7.http://oh-shudd-up.blogspot.com/
8.http://sh00tmii.blogspot.com/
9.http://wwwhyuuga-hinata.blogspot.com/ - A disgrace to ALL anime fans.
10.http://angel-precious.blogspot.com/
11.http://jingtingliife.blogspot.com/
12.http://mandiiechocco.blogspot.com/
13.http://xiiaomanda-moments-of-love.blogspot.com/
14.http://rather-b-dead.blogspot.com/
15.http://stabbedmemories.blogspot.com/
16.http://arhztiingz-piinkiies.blogspot.com/
17.http://b0rntuhhbet0getherr-.blogspot.com/
18.http://ch0uchouzhu.blogspot.com/
19.http://ourrownworld.blogspot.com/
20.http://il0vey0u--.blogspot.com//

Previous Links

1. http://lianzigiirl.blogspot.com/
2. http://zombiiegurl-.blogspot.com/
3. http://snowieangelsdreamerz.blogspot.com/
4. http://justify-the-hurting-actions.blogspot.com/
5. http://xxiiharrtshimmxx.blogspot.com/
6. http://love5180.blogspot.com/
7. http://lovedarkness.livejournal.com/
8. http://xiia0gurllx-.blogspot.com/
9. http://mrsnqq-l0ves.blogspot.com/
10. http://x-xiia0k0aiis.blogspot.com/

Even Earlier Links

1.-http://skyblue-angel-rox.blogspot.com/
2.-http://xiia0blacky-.blogspot.com/
3.-http://maii-precious-memories.blogspot.com/
4.-http://deadlove-dolly.blogspot.com/
5.-http://freakiie-kellin.blogspot.com/
6.-http://xiiaoyiings.blogspot.com/
7.-http://llyfes-of-four-.blogspot.com/-credits to haha!
8.-http://frenz4.blogspot.com/
9.-http://meii-queen.blogspot.com/
10.-http://leavemoiialone.blogspot.com/
11.-http://www.shheniiddmiiraclle.blogspot.com/
12.-http://xia0wenn-l0vehiml0tts.blogspot.com/ -Credits to 'kayern'
13.-http://l0nelymwiie.blogspot.com/
14.-http://l0ve-u-t00-much.blogspot.com/
15.-http://nobodylovej.blogspot.com/
16.-http://life-ending.blogspot.com/
17.-http://onlywithyouz.blogspot.com/
18.-http://cindderella.blogspot.com/
19.-http://joel-wei-lovers.blogspot.com/
20.-http://iinnocent-mii.blogspot.com/
21.-http://obession-.blogspot.com/
22.-http://www.cheechongg/-First male link here!!
23.-http://uglyy-n0rrt.blogspot.com/
24.-http://www.babiieblue.blogspot.com/
25.-http://surferbabe-iqah.blogspot.com/
26.-http://llubescomplicated.blogspot.com/-OMG I was so shocked. Check out her pics! With the slit wrist and stuff. I THINK she's a fake emo seeking attention.
27.-http://losttsoul.blogspot.com/
28.-http://p0w3rpuffgalx.blogspot.com/
29.-http://iil0vey0u-.blogspot.com/

2006-10-13T10:43:00.000+08:00

BOO!

John is back! How are all of you? Just want to wish all of you good luck when you get your results back. :) Please also take note of our email address and drop us some mail anytime. Also... we are on our way to our three thousandth viewer! Ain't that cool or what? okay, i have nothing much to say now. Just a gentle reminder to all you folks out there who are tagging. Please use proper english to tag if you are insulting the twits. You will look like your contradicting yourself if you actually type like them, then make fun of the way they type. okaaaay, that's all i got for now.

John has left the building.

2006-10-08T21:57:00.000+08:00

Jim. Cricket cruising.
Some announcements to be made.

No.1
A new webpage created by two people called http://emobomobahpok.blogspot.com/ . Obviously, they dislike emo people. So go down and check out the brilliant literature written on the site.. they're really a bunch of people trying to make a difference in the world. Like us. Lol.

No.2
We appreaciate you guys showering us with all these fantastic links[not-so-fantastic actually] of twits, but like the doc said, we'll appreciate if you'd drop us a mail instead. We're too lazy to log on to CBOX and browse through the past tags... thanks! thetwitpatrol@hotmail.com Click on the link and send a note!

No.3
We are about to reach our Two thousandth viewer!!

Alright, to all those people who were dying because of that thick haze the past few days, IT'S OVER! Hallelujah. At the Bedok area, the air was terrible. The entire East singapore, around the pasir ris, Simei, Tampines and Bedok area was where PHI level was the highest. You couldnt see more than a block or two away and everything smelt like smoke. Ugh. It was seriously the worst haze ever in SG. But it cleared up pretty well... except for a little hint of mist here and there, we have Singapore skies again! Yippee!

Lastly, good luck for folks taking final years. PSLE going on now around this time right? To all those tiny tots[at least to me] reading this blog, good luck with your four subjects! To Secondary O level students, good luck with your, what, eight subjects?? And for the rest, all the best for a levels and stuff. A couple more to the end.

Jim signing off.

2006-10-07T16:00:00.000+08:00

The ONE and ONLY, ORIGINAL Jiminy is here! One at a time.

Surfing more twit blogs.
Besides the extra letters at the ends of words, the annoying pop ups proclaiming their love for you, and the oh-so-typical emo urls, there's one similiar trait in twits united.
It seems that almost every single blog i go to, there's the same friggin' scenerio. Girl[twit] meets guy. Guy[beng] sees girl. They go together. Guy ditches girl after realizing she's just another twit. She pines for her 'Ba0beiis worr.." and slits her wrists and scrawls love messages on her blog.
http://xia0wenn-l0vehiml0tts.blogspot.com/

The feature of the day!
Gasp at the way she manages to make every single english word into COMPLETE TWIT!!
Gape at her self potrait with the huge goggly eyes and the attempted smile[which obviously fails]!
Laugh at her posts declaring her awesome and everlasting love for her alleged bf/ex-bf[<< poor thing.]?

ALL she ever does is to speak about her one and only ZHIREN GUY. It sends shivers up my spine everytime she supposedly "kisses" her precious bf online.

This is the new IT kiss!
You can now suck face with your precious 'Ba0beii" online, by giving him/her the "MuAckkiiees"!

On her "detests" list, she mentions that she hates people who doesnt like her. Oh my. What a sad life. Could you imagine hating the whole world? And just because they HATE YOU RIGHT BACK, you twit. I, for one, cannot tolerate her twit-ness. Anyone stands with me?
Smothering 'lurve' on her love. Ugh. Its so disgusting.
Sometimes i wonder to myself, who are these poor guys? Maybe their just dumb to choose such a desperado twit. Or maybe they were just fooled.

And then the breakup. Painful process. Tears. Flooding of past memories, remembering times spent together, hacking away at her arms, more crying and the such. Saying that she'll love him forever, even though he's left. LET GO OF THE POOR LAD!

BOOM! Couple weeks later, got a new "laogong".

Its all just the same. Sometimes it really bugs me that they're lives evolve around the same thing, break up after break up.

MORE MAIL PLS!

2006-10-07T12:55:00.000+08:00

Good day to you my adoring public! James is here, once again.
Today I happened to chance upon this sign and it is really and excellent example of how the usage of English is really really important!
I was walking around my neighbourhood after a late breakfast and i walked past a second-hand mobile phone shop. Outside this shop, hung a sign with two sentences.
The first sentence was in Chinese, and the second one in English.
The one in Chinese, after translation, read:
We repair watches at a cheap price.
But the English sentence was poorly structured, resulting in a ridiculous line for advertising.
The sentence read:
We repair cheap watches.

Once again, using a real life example, I have proved my point in the PROPER use of English. Both sentences were advertising the same thing.
The first one made plenty of sense.
As for the second sentence, it just makes people laugh. Like how I did. =D

I'm James, that's my name and don't wear it out!

2006-10-05T15:35:00.000+08:00

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TWIT PATROL!!! [Jiminy talking] I have minor corrections to song lyrics

WOW.
A whole month of war.
Well, but it was pretty fun. More to come, ardent fans.
I would like to thank my wonderful mates, the twit patrol team. Without them, i would not be here today.
Riight.
Anyway its been pretty smashing. 1500 people visited so far in a space of a week and a half! And goodness knows how many before. I like numbers. Our new email is thetwitpatrol@hotmail.com. Feel free to drop a love note once in a while. We havent been getting any mail... darn. Oh well. At least people come and tag.

Here is to some emo fakers out there. this song is sung by hollywood undead and is called "I must be emo." I cant find the lyrics online, because they're not very mainstream. totally indie. Its about EMO GUYS in america, so some of it isnt true, or at least isnt happening here in Singapore... But some of it is... so i have taken the liberty of highlighting those who are accurate, what emo people usually say or do.
SO HERE IT IS!! The rise of the emo/emo-fakers!

I must be emo by Hollywood Undead

[emo kid talking]
Emo kid : Dear Diary, mood: apathetic.
My life is like spiralling deadward
I couldnt get enough money to go to the blood-red romance,
"Suffocate me dry" concert.
It sucks.
Cause they sang some of my favourite songs
like "stab my heart cause i love you",
and "rip apart my soul" and of course,
"stabby rip, stab stab".
It doesnt help that i couldnt get my hair into that flippy thing either,
Like that guy from that band 'Kedo'
somedays...

[Song starts]

I'm an emo kid
Non-conforming as can be
You'd be non-confirming too if you looked just like me,
I have paint on my nails
and make up on my face
Im almost emo enough,
to start shaving my legs.
Cause I feel real deep,
When im dressing in drag,
I call it freedom of expression,
Well just call me a fag
Cause dudes look like chicks,
And chicks look like dykes,
cause emo,
Is one step below transvestite.

[Chorus]
Stop my breathing and slit my throat,
I must be emo,
I dont jump around when i go to shows
i must be emo.

Im dark and sensitive, with low self esteem,
the way i dress makes everyday seem like halloween
i have no real problems but i like to make believe
I stole my sister's mascara now im grounded for a week
sulking, and writing poetry are my hobbies
I cant get through a hawthorne heights album without sobbing
Girls keep breaking up with me
Its never any fun
they say they already have a [explicit part],
they dont need another one.

[chorus]
Stop my breathing and slit my throat
I must be emo
I dont jump around when i go to shows
I must be emo
dye my hair and polish on my toes
i must be emo
I play guitar, and write suicide notes
I must be emo

[emo kid talking]
My life is just a black abyss, you know.
Its so dark,
And its suffocating me.
Grabbing a hold of me,
tightening its grip
tighter than a pair of my little sister's jeans.
Which look great on me by the way.

When i get depressed,
I cut my wrist in every direction
songs about being dumped,
give me an [explicit part]
I write [something something] and wear thick rimmed glasses
I tell my friends i bleed black and cry during classes,
Im just a bad,
cheap imitation of goth
You can read my catcher in the rye
And watch me [explicit part]
i wear skin tight clothes
While hating my life
If i said i like girls,
I'd only be half right

[Second chorus]
I look dead and dress like a homo
I must be emo
Screw xbox, i play old school nintendo
I must be emo
I like to whine and hit my parentals
I must be emo
Me and my friends all look like clones.
I must be E-ee-mo...

[Emo kid talking]
My parents dont get me you know
They think im gay just because they saw me kiss a guy.
Well, a couple of guys.
But i mean, its the two-thousandths.
Cant two, or four dudes make out with other without being gay.
I mean chicks dig that kinda thing anyways.
I mean, i dont know diary.
Sometimes i think you're the only one who gets me.
you're my best friend
[fades out]

____________________
the end.

Some lyrics may be wrong. its pretty funny, so search it up on the net. and some parts are to explicit to my liking. But overall, its great for laughs.
once again,

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TWIT PATROL!!!

2006-10-03T22:01:00.000+08:00

Yo.
Jiminy the Great here. so called. Dont take it too offensively, my huge hate club.
Long time since i posted.
So we're all cramming for our papers now. Why the hell would we need to know the freaking make up of a stravo-something volcano? Or why is E=mc2? It appears to me that some subjects are totally useless for our future, and are just meant for pure torture. Seriously. If i would like to nurture my future career to be, say, an ice-cream seller[which im not], would applying the pythagoras theorem help me in any way? Nope, i dont think so. Anyway, to all muggers who are yanking out half your head of hair due to some mathematical formula or a bunch of WW2 dates you cant seem to remember, chill. Go all the way man.

So anyway.
I want to know.
what's with the hairband craze with twits/ah lians?
Okay maybe its not THAT recent, but hey, im a guy and it takes me a while to get what the other gender is doing nowadays.
Dont get me wrong, hairbands are great for keeping up your hair and stuff, WHICH IS THE WHOLE PURPOSE. But why the hell are people wearing one if their just placing it there, not holding up anything. Its like a showpiece you know. A necklace is. So are earrings. Not hairbands.
Alright you see practically everyone those half-a-pinky thin hairbands, multi-coloured, lime green, pink, whatever. The thing is that these ah lians leave it hanging around their necks most of the time, dangling there all day.
And then one day, i spot someone else wearing this GINORMOUS hairband, which is the width of my aircon remote control at home. Thick and chunky, again, not holding up any bangs, whatsoever. I dont know how it all works. Maybe some queen twit starts wearing one, and the whole population starts to wear it too. Like if the queen twit starts walking around in a garbage can, soon enough you'll see everyone dressing like that. Perhaps thats the way it goes, i dont know. JUST GUESSING.
It just gets to me you know. Maybe people find it nice, but i for one, don't. It is partially a twit thing afterall. Kudos to the people who actually use hairbands appropriately.
Thank you and goodnight.

2006-10-01T15:22:00.000+08:00

-edited-
HELLO! Dr.Jinx and John here to shower you with more links.

1. http://lianzigiirl.blogspot.com/
2. http://zombiiegurl-.blogspot.com/
3. http://snowieangelsdreamerz.blogspot.com/
4. http://justify-the-hurting-actions.blogspot.com/
5. http://xxiiharrtshimmxx.blogspot.com/
6. http://love5180.blogspot.com/
7. http://lovedarkness.livejournal.com/
8. http://xiia0gurllx-.blogspot.com/
9. http://mrsnqq-l0ves.blogspot.com/
10. http://x-xiia0k0aiis.blogspot.com/

Previous Links

1.-http://skyblue-angel-rox.blogspot.com/
2.-http://xiia0blacky-.blogspot.com/
3.-http://maii-precious-memories.blogspot.com/
4.-http://deadlove-dolly.blogspot.com/
5.-http://freakiie-kellin.blogspot.com/
6.-http://xiiaoyiings.blogspot.com/
7.-http://llyfes-of-four-.blogspot.com/-credits to haha!
8.-http://frenz4.blogspot.com/
9.-http://meii-queen.blogspot.com/
10.-http://leavemoiialone.blogspot.com/
11.-http://www.shheniiddmiiraclle.blogspot.com/
12.-http://xia0wenn-l0vehiml0tts.blogspot.com/ -Credits to 'kayern'13.-http://l0nelymwiie.blogspot.com/
14.-http://l0ve-u-t00-much.blogspot.com/
15.-http://nobodylovej.blogspot.com/
16.-http://life-ending.blogspot.com/
17.-http://onlywithyouz.blogspot.com/
18.-http://cindderella.blogspot.com/
19.-http://joel-wei-lovers.blogspot.com/
20.-http://iinnocent-mii.blogspot.com/
21.-http://obession-.blogspot.com/
22.-http://www.hundredpercent-me.blogspot.com/-First male link here!!
23.-http://uglyy-n0rrt.blogspot.com/
24.-http://www.babiieblue.blogspot.com/
25.-http://surferbabe-iqah.blogspot.com/
26.-http://llubescomplicated.blogspot.com/-OMG I was so shocked. Check out her pics! With the slit wrist and stuff. I THINK she's a fake emo seeking attention.
27.-http://losttsoul.blogspot.com/
28.-http://p0w3rpuffgalx.blogspot.com/
29.-http://iil0vey0u-.blogspot.com/

That's all we got for all of you today fellas. Till next time.
Dr. Jinx and John have left the building.

2006-09-28T17:03:00.000+08:00

We CONDEMN twits. We admit it.

Condemn-to give censure, adverse criticism, disapproval, or blame.

Therefore, thank you miss all for twits for proving to both of us that we dislike twits.

2006-09-28T16:49:00.000+08:00

Janice here.
Firstly, i would like to address this to 'miss all-for-twits', would you leave this blog already? I know, we know that you adore twits. But can't you see? This is not a place where people are like you. The makers of this blog dislikes them. If you really hate this blog, LEAVE, DON'T COME BACK. Cause all we do is to so-called 'annoy' you. And you say that we scold twits? Oh on the contrary, we actually congratulate them. We have never called them any vulgarities before. So, please, get some proof before trying to make a statement.

Secondly, for the LAST time, we are not trying to be MOT. We are only following in their footsteps. My colleagues and i have been repeat this a few times already. When will you finally realise it?

It's a free world. I know some of you said that. Yes it's a free world. So why can't we have this blog? There are people who adore twits. And there are those who dislike them. So whay can't you accept it? And to 'miss all-for-twits', so this is what started everything. We went to your friend's blog and 'spammed' her tag board. What is her URL? We will see to it and make sure that that is really a TwitPatrol member. As you know, there are people who are impersonating us. It's no wonder you are 'miss all-for-twits'. Your friend is one...

Janice signing off...

2006-09-28T15:43:00.000+08:00

HEY PEOPLE!

John here! Since Dr Jinx says i do not post much i am here once again. hello hello. okay, i have not been here for a while. BUT! But... as far as i can see, Miss all-for-twits has not given up scolding us. neither has she given up making a fool of herself. Miss all-for-twits, you ARE a her right? Anyway, Miss all-for-twits, i just want to give you a piece of advice... GIVE IT UP! You keep contradicting yourself. Why are you getting so agitated? I shall give you a tip, if you don't want to get pissed anymore, then stop coming to our blog and scolding us with vulgarities and such. If you have not noticed, i shall tell you now. WE do not scold anyone with any bad words or insult them in any personal way. You dare to call us attention seeking? Excuse me but i think you are the one. Coming to our blog and wanting to start an argument. We reply you properly instead of insulting you and using valgarities. I mean obviously we DO NOT WANT TO SINK TO SUCH A LOW LEVEL AS YOU. Also, i shall repeat what i am trying to say again. if they do not want us reading their 'personal life' stories, then don't post them on the net. The internet is not a private place. There are also no rules to the internet. So to all those out there who are like Miss all-for-twits, if you want to voice out your opinions and such. Please do them in a polite manner as we treat you in a polite way. You should at least have the basic courtesy to do the same.

John has left the building. :)

2006-09-27T19:29:00.000+08:00

Dr. Jinx here.

I'm going to voice something out. I'm not the first one, my colleagues have already done so but it's just that nobody pays attention to the posts. Only the tagboard. Therefore, i shall make the font EXTRA BIG, SO YOU CAN READ IT.

FIRST OF ALL, MISS ALL FOR TWITS, WE ADMIT IT. WE STINK. TTP STINK. WE SUCK. BUT YOU KNOW SOMETHING, WE LIKE IT. WE MADE IT. WE THINK WHAT WE ARE DOING IS RIGHT SO JUST GO MAKE A MISS-ALL-FOR-TWITS.BLOGSPOT.COM ALRIGHT?

Now that we've got that subject cleared, I'd like to say that abbreviations and shortforms are meant for SHORTENING WORDS. SINCE WHEN DID EXTRA LETTERS SHORTEN WORDS I ASK YOU. I mean hello, the word 'short' is already SELF EXPLANATORY.

BTW miss all for twits, i typed in french. I hope that fact can actually go through that thick skull of yours.

We, TTP, have never ever 'scolded' anybody. If they type something to us, we shall reply or refute. That's what you are doing isn't it? So why are you accusing us of 'scolding' people? Have we actually said that being on our list is bad? Nope, you, by saying how bad it is to put links up, are the one that is giving the message to twits that it's a bad thing. I mean we're ADVERTISING FOR THEM-TAKE A HINT. We are EXTREMELY tired of being accused of 'scolding' people when we have done nothing of that sort. I mean, you are actually LYING. And if you haven't noticed, the twits hate liars. As a favor to twits, perhaps you shouldn't LIE so much since you are trying to 'help' them. If you can't stop lying, then i guess we'll just have to prove your point and start to scold them right?

Miss all for twits, i think what we're all trying to say is, no matter what and how much you SCOLD us. We will still continue what we are doing because we feel it is the correct way of doing things. We have a REASON for doing this.

And hey, u r a bunch of mad people? I'm sorry that CONGRATULATING people isn't nice enough for you.

I also don't get it '...', we haven't been spreading ANY hate at all. It's the taggers.

TO SUMMARIZE WHAT I'VE JUST SAID.

Whatever you say, like we MOCK people or we SCOLD people or our so called 'HIGH CLASS' english is just a way of looking down on twits. We SO AGREE WITH YOU. But we're stilling posting blog links. Also, 'miss anon' and 'miss all for twits' and '...' and all you other hate taggers here, your tags are getting a bit boring and repetitive. Can you please think of NEW HATE MESSAGES for us? I mean we are a bit tired of WINNING your arguments.

Your friend,

Dr. Jinx

2006-09-27T17:00:00.000+08:00

It's Jiminy in da' house!

You know what i love?
I love to see people lose their arguments. Especially to me.
Miss twit over there on the tagboard.
CONFUSE MYSELF?
Whoa whoa whoa. Don't get too carried off folks.
I shall re-emphasize what i said in the previous post. I find it PERFECTLY, COMPLETELY, TOTALLY, ENTIRELY, UTTERLY, ABSOLUTELY alright to use acronyms, which are taking the first letter of a group of words and combining them together to create a SHORTFORM, or so she calls it. Like ROFLMAO, rolling on the floor laughing my ass off. Its fine, the usual internet slang, like "ty", thank you, or "np", no problem. Just as long as it doesn't get too complicated and everyone knows it.
If i invent my own acronym like, TATOTW, which in this case means "twits are taking over the world", and i use it freely, that would be dumb. Besides that, acronyms are basically approved of, downtown at the twit patrol station.
So here's the big question.
When did i say some acronyms are alright and some are not? Give me some freaking evidence.

So, judging from your rash comments, i therefore certify that you could not understand what i had said earlier. If you confuse yourself up and throw a half-baked comment at me, it just goes to show how you could not DECIPHER my post.

Yes, i have a warped sense of humour i doubt you can understand. It isn't much humour anyway since what i type here is mostly true afterall.
Well, do come by and tag again. I can only ask of you not to confuse yourself again, as it would only serve to shame yourself.

Later Alligator.

2006-09-26T22:34:00.000+08:00

Jiminy here.
Alright, so how's things been? Pretty good i can see. Juicy talk! I love it when the debate fever escalates and everyone's just arguing on opinions and views. It's why we started this whole thing. We're just a bunch of people who love to argue for our rights and for our opinions.

Ah yes. Once and for all, to all the kutus who think we're "COPYING" MOT, we're freaking not. It's up to you, cause we can't prove anything to you. As i said in my first post here, that we just want to fight the evil forces of twits, correct them and try to change them. You know, like bring out the good part of someone. I bet even a twit has a good side. buried under those layers of cheap language, self potraits and suicidal attitude. And we're the brave ones diving in the dark waters to find that little good quality. Who knows, twits might cease to exist.

Freedom of speech. I totally support our tagger, Lizzo, on a couple of her numerous tags. So a few cows have been saying stuff like "All you're good at is searching twit blogs". Right. THE TWIT PATROL. I'll drop you a hint. Patrol means to : 'A person or a team who looks out/searches for something'.
So here's a little vocabulary lesson for you kids. THE TWIT PATROL = A GROUP OF PEOPLE WHO SEARCHES FOR TWITS. Of course we don't search for twits literally. If we could, our blog address would be something like www.the-people-who-search-for-twit-blogs.blogspot.com, but that would be a tad long, especially for those twits to type those tough words. I wouldn't touch a twit even with a ten foot pole. We search for the next closest thing, their blogs. And we teach them a lil' something, some grammer tips, some vocabulary words here and there, and finish it off with a touch of advice.

One more thing.
I have a confession. I have never in my life, won a spelling bee competition, a scrabble marathon, or anyone of these national/international matches before. So im sorry to say my English is not PERFECT and that it isn't FLAWLESS. Look. Our point is to stop people from typing like that. >>>

"Hie.. ~duNch tEazze miE liek thatzx lehzxx..."

Or all of that crap. I'm not stopping you, from using language like "lol", because typing out LAUGHING OUT LOUD takes a longer time anyway. However, twit language just takes up a hell lot more of a time, so why do you still want to use it? Type acronyms, have a couple of typos here and there by accident, forget a punctuation, forget about caps in the beginning of sentences. That's alright. But typing like that is just plain dumb. Majority of bloggers type like above, and you don't see us bothering the poor people do you?

We just type like that with punctuations and capitals at the right places because we feel more comfortable doing it. Our language does have flaws. It's not perfect, or immaculate, but compared to the twit language, i'll say its a whole lot better.

Till we meet again,
Jiminy CRICKET.

2006-09-25T22:05:00.000+08:00

Hello! John here. I would like to point out a few things that twits do.

They contradict themselves. (eg. "this is a free world, we can do what we like") then I say to you... why are you scolding us for doing what we want to do? like you said, it's a FREE WORLD.
They always scold people and they use vulgarities. I doubt they know that they are spelling those bad words wrongly. (eg. "PharrK") May i please ask what the hell is that word??? If you mean FUCK, then please spell it properly.
They also do not know what all these bad words mean. (eg. f*ckk euu laRhhs) I am sorry but we have to decline. we do not want to have sexual intercourse with you what so ever. For those of you who do not know the meaning of the "f" word, i shall tell you now. It means to have sexual intercourse with someone.
Also i would like to point out that, if you do not want anyone reading your 'personal' life stories, then DO NOT make a blog in the first place. The internet is not somewhere where privacy can be found. So if you are unhappy about people reading your blogs, then pen down your personal things into a private DIARY!
Lastly, why must they type in weird, illegible ways? All these words do not appear in the dictionary. Why must you type in this manner? Do you think it's that cool? Maybe if you listen to your english teacher in school, you might be able to improve.

There are many more things that twits do which are still unknown to man kind. This entry is dedicated to all those 'twits' or supporters of twits. :) till next time.

Just a short note from Dr. Jinx.

I've already said that we will stop posting blogs with PW in them. So will you please stop tagging about that? I mean hello, I said it like so many times. How many more times do you want me to say that?

I, MR. JINX, AM NOT GOING TO POST BLOGS WITH PW IN THEM ANYMORE. TAKE A HINT.

Furthermore, I'd like to comment that you people right. People are allowed to blog whatever they want and however they want. That includes us too. If we want to post links then we will. Because it's just like what you said, isn't it? We have FREEDOM of speech. Also, there is no such thing as privacy on the internet.

2006-09-24T17:28:00.000+08:00

Dr. Jinx here.
More blogs. Oh and if you feel we're wrong to penalize people for what and how they type on their blogs-don't penalize us.

1.-http://skyblue-angel-rox.blogspot.com/
2.-http://xiia0blacky-.blogspot.com/
3.-http://maii-precious-memories.blogspot.com/
4.-http://deadlove-dolly.blogspot.com/
5.-http://freakiie-kellin.blogspot.com/
6.-http://xiiaoyiings.blogspot.com/
7.-http://llyfes-of-four-.blogspot.com/-credits to haha!
8.-http://frenz4.blogspot.com/
9.-http://meii-queen.blogspot.com/
10.-http://leavemoiialone.blogspot.com/
11.-http://www.shheniiddmiiraclle.blogspot.com/
12.-http://xia0wenn-l0vehiml0tts.blogspot.com/ -Credits to 'kayern'
13.-http://l0nelymwiie.blogspot.com/
14.-http://l0ve-u-t00-much.blogspot.com/
15.-http://nobodylovej.blogspot.com/
16.-http://life-ending.blogspot.com/
17.-http://onlywithyouz.blogspot.com/
18.-http://cindderella.blogspot.com/
19.-http://joel-wei-lovers.blogspot.com/
20.-http://iinnocent-mii.blogspot.com/
21.-http://obession-.blogspot.com/
22.-http://www.hundredpercent-me.blogspot.com/-First male link here!!
23.-http://uglyy-n0rrt.blogspot.com/
24.-http://www.babiieblue.blogspot.com/
25.-http://surferbabe-iqah.blogspot.com/
26.-http://llubescomplicated.blogspot.com/-OMG I was so shocked. Check out her pics! With the slit wrist and stuff. I THINK she's a fake emo seeking attention.
27.-http://losttsoul.blogspot.com/
28.-http://p0w3rpuffgalx.blogspot.com/
29.-http://backdown-cashout.blogspot.com/-password is 'sweetest sin'
30.-http://iil0vey0u-.blogspot.com/

And that's all for today.
I'm still debating whether I should continue posting blogs with passwords and tell people their passwords. I'll stop for now so sorry No.29. Leave a tag and tell me if I should or shouldn't.

2006-09-24T00:57:00.000+08:00

james here!
i just happened to tag at a certain blog, correcting their most astounding use of grammar, correction, i meant ZERO use of grammar, and the twit had asked another tagger, who had corrected her vocabulary, to find her at Bukit Panjang.
I was just thinking, what if the tagger had really gone to Bukit Panjang to find them? What if the user asked her "gaan dii, meii, jiie and k0rr" and friends to meet the tagger?
After a lot of thought, I think the most they could do would be to spit vulgarities all over the tagger, which doesn't make any sense, because when we correct them, they already type vulgarities all over the tagboard such as:
"fcukerr"
"cheebyye"
"basturreds"
"humjiikias"
The sad part is that their vocabularies are limited to swear words. The worst part is that they can't even type swear words properly.
Anyway, why would the tagger go and find the twits? The twits are the ones who have problems with us correcting their language by right they should find us.

2006-09-23T12:20:00.000+08:00

Dr. Jinx.

We have recieved a lot of tags that say we aren't funny enough. We thank you for the feedback and will try to make this blog more humorous.
I have noticed that people tend to say that blogs like this are made by people that are 'too free' or 'have nothing better to do'. Is that really so bad to be bored? We channel our boredom into this blog so now we do have something worthwhile to do.
I would also like to mention that my previous post was not directed to anybody specifically, it was just something that I realised and decided to voice out.
In a DESPERATE attempt to make this blog more entertaining. Here is a joke.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

And God came down from the heavens, and He said unto the chicken, "Thou shalt cross the road." And the chicken crossed the road, and there was much rejoicing.

I didn't make it up of course, a friend of mine told it to me.

Your friend,

Dr. Jinx

2006-09-22T16:16:00.000+08:00

I have decided to change my name from 'Mr. Jinx to Dr. Jinx'
Dr. Jinx here.
I have realized that a lot of people that 'spam' or just tag at twit blogs seem to criticize their English a lot.
After thinking long and hard, I realized that these are the people that have exactly no right to! I mean, they keep saying how bad 'twit' language is and yet, their English isn't that great either! Spelling 'grammar' as 'grammers' and adding 'lahs' to the end of their sentences doesn't exactly prove the point that your English is much better than theirs.
It is more ironic that these people go to anti-twit blogs and start to state their opinions on how bad 'twit' is in their not-s0-good English. Some even have the nerve to say that they 'speak perfect english'.
As co-founder of TwitPatrol, I realize that our English is not perfect either. That is why we have refrained from using difficult words in case we use them wrongly.
At least our simple English is correct.

Your friend,

Dr. Jinx.

PS, to those who knows us, we would like you to refrain from revealing our identity. Thank You.

2006-09-21T17:04:00.000+08:00

Hey! James here!
I just visited a few twit blogs and it just struck me that a lot of twits are sports people. It is extremely degrading for me as a sportsperson, to see other athletes behave in such a manner. It disgusts me to see other people stereotyping sportspeople as "stupid" or "dumb" maybe even "bimbotic".But as I see that you twits typing away in your "special" language I can't help but feel the same way too.

I know that you guys love sports and your training, but there is seriously no need to train your fingers. Cya round!

2006-09-21T16:34:00.000+08:00

Mr. Jinx here.
Just and update of Twit blogs we found to be worthy enough to be on our blog.

1.-http://skyblue-angel-rox.blogspot.com/
2.-http://xiia0blacky-.blogspot.com/
3.-http://maii-precious-memories.blogspot.com/
4.-http://deadlove-dolly.blogspot.com/
5.-http://freakiie-kellin.blogspot.com/
6.-http://xiiaoyiings.blogspot.com/
7.-http://www.abandoned-qurll.blogspot.com/
8.-http://frenz4.blogspot.com/
9.-http://meii-queen.blogspot.com/
10.-http://leavemoiialone.blogspot.com/
11.-http://www.shheniiddmiiraclle.blogspot.com/
12.-http://xia0wenn-l0vehiml0tts.blogspot.com/ -Credits to 'kayern'
13.-http://l0nelymwiie.blogspot.com/
14.-http://l0ve-u-t00-much.blogspot.com/
15.-http://nobodylovej.blogspot.com/
16.-http://life-ending.blogspot.com/
17.-http://onlywithyouz.blogspot.com/
18.-http://cindderella.blogspot.com/
19.-http://joel-wei-lovers.blogspot.com/
20.-http://iinnocent-mii.blogspot.com/
21.-http://obession-.blogspot.com/-Password is 'toiletbowl'.

I would also like to mention that the difference between MOT, The Anti-Ah lian group and us is that we do not type in twit language just to make fun of them. We would NEVER degrade ourselves to the core of the earth. Thank you.

2006-09-20T22:00:00.000+08:00

Good Day. Jiminy addressing the masses of twits and readers here. Alright we have our first ever spammer!
No mail so far. Not bad though. Since this blog was formed a couple of days ago and we're already so famous. Or infamous, as we'd rather be. I think.
I've realized something uncanny about twits. We've terrorised many a twit blogs, leaving notes of good advice and memos to improve their pathetic lives. All in vain! What do we get for caring? A loadful of crap that is.
Oh to the people who think we're just a bunch of bored souls drifting around the net looking for twit blogs to annoy, well, we're just that. Perhaps we have a kin to saving what's left of our world.

Back to twit blogs. So anyway, one of our main clients who we found to be pretty nuts is this girl called Siew Ping. Alright. It's posted below on the bulletin posted by Mr Jinx. Ah, sweet memories. http://maii-precious-memories.blogspot.com/

So i go in to check it out after hearing from the Intelligence about this dangerous twit, and i was hit by a tiny box in the middle of the page, saying "rmb to tag miee okies?", or something like that in twit language. And i close that one in disgust, and something else pops up saying "Dun bluff miee ahs!". I could just puke all over the keyboard.

As not to disappoint lil' Siew Ping here, we didnt "bluff" her, and tagged. What do we get? A "thanks" or some form of gratefulness that such a wonderful organisation like Twit Patrol had decided to put her on the list of "twits galore", or that we gave such fabulous advice? NO.

Instead she calls all her twitty friends to come layer tag after tag, to cover the ones we posted before, blog our URL, swear at us for being so mean to their "Darliing". Oh my. I am hurt. All i did was to care, honest! I didnt mean to hurt anybody. Least of all a TWIT. Right.

Moreover, if you dare to visit her blog, you'll observe that there are pictures of her darling friend. Obviously, it seems she only has one. Almost all the pictures she has are of herself and this one girl, who obviously, is a twit too. Sad lives.

Check out those pictures out on the battlefield. Siew Ping has managed to capture the so-called precious moments of her life on camera! These very precious moments include self potraits at coffeshops with the typical poses, peace sign poses in her school uniform, pictures of her backview, etc etc. Truly precious.
While i go and lament on the anatomy of a twit's mind, go and check out more twit blogs at the bottom.

Advice : Get a bucket ready. Chances are that you'll need it.

Jiminy signs off.
I pledge allegience to the flag of the Twit Patrol states.

2006-09-20T15:05:00.000+08:00

Mr. Jinx here.
I have decided to start posting a few Twit blogs here. These blogs are not ranked yet and have just been placed randomly. Enjoy.

1.-http://skyblue-angel-rox.blogspot.com/
2.-http://xiia0blacky-.blogspot.com/
3.-http://maii-precious-memories.blogspot.com/
4.-http://deadlove-dolly.blogspot.com/
5.-http://freakiie-kellin.blogspot.com/
6.-http://xiiaoyiings.blogspot.com/
7.-http://www.abandoned-qurll.blogspot.com/
8.-http://frenz4.blogspot.com/
9.-http://meii-queen.blogspot.com/
10.-http://leavemoiialone.blogspot.com/
11.-http://www.shheniiddmiiraclle.blogspot.com/
12.-http://xia0wenn-l0vehiml0tts.blogspot.com -Credits to 'kayern'

We would like to inform you all that besides our mutual dislike/pity for twits, TheTwitPatrol and MOT have absolutely no other relationship.

Thank you for your kind attention.

2006-09-19T20:02:00.000+08:00

Good Day.
This is Jiminy speaking here, one of the fathers of TwitPatrol.
Initially, we did not want to reveal our names, but thinking about it, what the hell? Those people impersonating us aren't the real thing.
So our lovely roots.
Well we just sat around and thought that the world could do with another organisation to fight the evil forces of twitdom. Enough of the pansy language and the self potraits. There must be something done to the overated "emo-ness" and the I-want-to-slit-my-wrists-cause-he-doesn't-love-me" kind of people. We guessed there wasn't enough reinforces on the frontline to defend humankind's honour, so we joined the army. Once fighting a losing battle, we, the Twit Patrol, has come to save the day!
Alright, enough drama.

We appreciate fan mail and hate mail. Leave a little love note on the board, thrash and spam whatever you want. You have the right to defend what's left of your honour afterall, even though there probably won't be much left of it after we're done with you.

So here we go. Eliminating the tribes of twit-dom slowly. A tough path to go my lads. Here's to a long journey ahead.

The Jiminy signing off.

2006-09-19T18:35:00.000+08:00

Hi this is the Twit Patrol Blog. In this blog, we post blogs of Twits.
Our Twit Patrol consists of 6 people. Due to the fact that several people have been impersonating us, our names will not be mentioned to pick out the real twit patrollers.
Our email is hunkbolio@hotmail.com
All email is appreciated.